Life's Simple Pleasures

Ashley: Okay, I have to stay focused. I have to do this assignment. It's due tonight. I'm going to fail this class if I don't just do it.

 {Open assignment. Stare at assignment. 

Hate the very thought of doing the assignment.}

Ashley: Gah, I don't want to do this.

Marcus: I don't want to do mine, either.

Ashley: ...I'm gonna do something else.

  {Open new window. Begin "cornifying." Distract marcus with all the sparkles. Laugh together at results.}

Ashley: This is so much better than writing research papers.

{Resign to completing assignment.}