{Wardrobe} Wednesday: If You Can't Take the Heat...

i had somehow managed to climb down my stairs and land on my faux-leather couch, i'm not sure why i was down there except that it somehow made me feel better about myself than spending the entire day in my bed. i was in my undies, although i had gotten dressed twice that day, but found the clothes to be like a terrible entrapment of heat and torture--hence the only venture i had made that day was from my bed to our couch.
my eyes were hazed over as a steady stream of sweat dripped from my forehead around my nose to my chin, down my neck, through my cleavage and into my belly button. it was then i knew i was going to die right there--alone in my house.
they might tac it up as rare thing called spontaneous human combustion, but the news report told another tale. 117 degrees and none of the famous arizona dry heat, but humidity instead.
i'd never felt so much hatred for the place i lived as i did that day.
but then marcus took me out for my very favorite nutella calzone...
and i was over it.

Jane Iredale Lip Stain (favorite thing ever!): apothica
pearl necklace: ebay 
gingham perfect shirt and watch: jcrew 
last stop skirt: downeast 
teal wedges: c/o cents of style