You know that overly passionate, fast-talker, scientist looking guy who’s always hanging out on the sidebar of your favorite social media provider?
You know the one I speak of, he's the same one who insolently tells you your breath smells.
That's the one.
Yeah, we’re sort of related…and this past thanksgiving he wasn't hanging out on the side of my Facebook page, but literally by my side.
As we dined, we hob-knobbed about the finer things in life, you know--how you brush your tongue, all the stuff you miss, and the new iphone app: BAD BREATH DETECTOR.
I told him I really enjoyed his commercial, but admittently, had never tried the acclaimed Orabrush.
His eyebrow rose.
He told me it would change my life.
He told me it would change my marriage.
He told me it would change the world.
Well...I don’t know if he told me that last one, but the passion in his voice might as well have told me that.
And then, without warning, he left the table.
Had my breath offended him so?
But a moment later he reemerged, now holding two Orabrushes--one red and one blue. He told me of their goodness and told me it was my choice as he handed one to Marcus and I.
Well my friends, it’s been over 2 months and I’m here to tell you, my life has changed, my marriage has gotten stronger, and my credit score has never been better…I don't think the Orabrush has anything to do with that one, though.
Until you've tried one for yourself,
your tongue will never know true happiness.
Do yourself a favor. Take the challenge.
You'll be your dental hygienist's best friend.
19 comments
ahah this is awesome!! I'll have to check it out :)
that thanksgiving picture is great. i've actually never seen that ad. the ads here yell at you in german.
i may or may not have just bought one! hehehe!!
haahahahha amazing! I'm gonna have to try it.
also, the dinner photo is awesome.
hahahaha....that is awesome. makes me want to go out and try one right FREAKIN now!
HAHA this is awesome! I need to try one I guess!
i'm going to have to try one of these puppies! i do have a "tongue brusher" on my tooth brush, but it doesn't have bristles like this one does.
that's awesome that you're related!
hahah rofl!
@tunes and spoons, thats the kind of enthusiasm i like to hear! FREAKIN GET ONE!
I cannot wait to get one of these. I am not kidding I've been a halataphobic? What was it again? My whole life! It was awful when I used to cut hair...I was sure each client would fall right out of my chair.
I'm getting one.... I can't believe I'm getting one. But it's probably the most exciting thing that happened tonight? I'm kinda sorta really way excited.
So did this relative of yours invent this little orabrush thing, or is he the "spokesman"? Either way, I'm convinced I need one.
**I'm glad you liked my husband's fashion post. Not exactly your style, I'm sure, but you're one of the inspirations. Let me know when you're back in AZ! We'll go to NCT, or something. (and really, that invitation to see my MIL's house is still open. Did you see Christmas? It was insane, like every year.)
haha ooohhh austin, what a winner.
This post was hil.lar.i.ous to me--seeing as how I likely took that picture--and YES, the orabrush does make the tongue a much cleaner body part and certainly how can that hurt your credit?
you are too funny! are they really that great?!
Actually I took the pic, and yah he's hilariously awesome! I love my Orabrush! :)
i went on a date with that boy once.
and then i got married. to a different boy.
HAHA this is awesome! I need to try one I guess!
haahahahha amazing! I'm gonna have to try it.
also, the dinner photo is awesome.
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