You know that overly passionate, fast-talker, scientist looking guy who’s always hanging out on the sidebar of your favorite social media provider?
You know the one I speak of, he's the same one who insolently tells you your breath smells.
That's the one.
Yeah, we’re sort of related…and this past thanksgiving he wasn't hanging out on the side of my Facebook page, but literally by my side.
As we dined, we hob-knobbed about the finer things in life, you know--how you brush your tongue, all the stuff you miss, and the new iphone app: BAD BREATH DETECTOR.
I told him I really enjoyed his commercial, but admittently, had never tried the acclaimed Orabrush.
His eyebrow rose.
He told me it would change my life.
He told me it would change my marriage.
He told me it would change the world.
Well...I don’t know if he told me that last one, but the passion in his voice might as well have told me that.
And then, without warning, he left the table.
Had my breath offended him so?
But a moment later he reemerged, now holding two Orabrushes--one red and one blue. He told me of their goodness and told me it was my choice as he handed one to Marcus and I.
Well my friends, it’s been over 2 months and I’m here to tell you, my life has changed, my marriage has gotten stronger, and my credit score has never been better…I don't think the Orabrush has anything to do with that one, though.
Until you've tried one for yourself,
your tongue will never know true happiness.
Do yourself a favor. Take the challenge.
You'll be your dental hygienist's best friend.