For your information, today in Rexburg was (with the wind chill) NEGATIVE 22 degrees. People die in that kind of weather.
I, on the other hand, live here.
I need a vacation.
Somewhere tropical. Somewhere where I can drink (virgin) Pina Coladas. Somewhere that doesn't require you to wear shoes.
Somewhere that's not here.
Anyone, anyone, can I come visit you?